Vogon Poetry

[Ian A]

My turn;


I am a caver and a bit of a prat
Sometimes I can act like a lot of a twat
I think all the time of the places to go
With people I know, to take them below

Water, mud, shite and silt
Uneven passages with a dangerous tilt
More dangerous than that is the last thing you hear
The sound of the pub when you pass out from beer


 B)

[mick murphy]

steady on Ian poets must reduce the real meaning of naughty words swop it for twit no  on second thoughts
you will probably rhyme that word, o shit I have started something now I'll say no more, mick

[Anthony Britner]

Oh GOD! oh GOD! Please no more! I'll tell you everything! I admit I did it!

[Robin Jones]

Nice one Ian!  :lol:

[shan keaney]

[quote="Ian" post=30492]
The sound of the pub when you pass out from beer


 B)[/quote]

If we ever got you to the pub!

Cheers fella