The good ship Venus

[mick murphy]

Upon the good ship venus by god you should have seen us
the figue head was a nude in bed and the captains name was penus

the first mates names was topper by god he had a whopper
twice round the deck once round his neck and up his hole for a stopper

the second mates name was carter by Christ he was a farter
when the ship wouldn't go  and the sails wouldn't blow
it was carter the farter that would start her

the cook her name was mable and if she were able would give the crew the daily do
upon the kitchen table

and after all these trifles the crew would hang there balls on string
and shoot them down with rifles

[Tim Watts]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!