Atlantic dream

[Doug Thompson]

Atlantic dream
Give me the sea, the magnificent sea, I would have the sea for a wife
Where the clouds roll down to lay with her, I would spend the last hours of my life
Where the sun lends her heat in the morning, and the moon bathes her body at night
The horizon would be my bride, in a gown of white clouds and blue light

But give me the sea, the magnificent sea, where she brings her waves to the land
Where she takes on, the mountains and lava cliffs, and leaves them as pebbles and sand
Give me the sea where she batters the beach, where she brings the fight to the shore
I would have the sea, the magnificent sea, where the sea is a feisty whore

But give me the sea on a stormy night, where she fights with the gales and the rain
Where lightening fractures the sky, with each onslaught against her in vain
I would take her with me, in a dream tonight, and if I should wake up alone
I would not be concerned for her safety, for I know she would find her way home

[mick murphy]

bollocks I,m not being out done.
         
 There was a woman from Broughton
who had a big tit and a short em
to cover for that a fuc.in big twat
and a fart like a 500 norton

[mick murphy]

and one for the faggots in the club

there was a young man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in less than an hour
his tits were in flower
and his arse was covered in weeds

[Doug Thompson]

Fair enough :woohoo: