Hello All

[Stephen Yoxon]

Hi there, I'm Bigjobs.

Some of you know me, and some don't.

For the ones that do, Sorry.

For the ones that dont, Sorry.

Hope to see you all around here and there.

[mike leahy]

Welcome to the forum. Hope you find it useful and if there's anything we can help you with just ask

[Stephen Yoxon]

It's funny you ask, because my toilet is blocked.

I've tried 98% sulphuric acid drain cleaner, and looking at it sternly. It's not worked.

I need someone to really get their arm in there and find out what the problem is.

[mike leahy]

I can give you a pair of vet inspection gloves, DIY  :sick:

[Andrew Farrow]

oh dear - its my fault that he is hear - i may only hope that histrory does not judge me too harshly

[mike leahy]

To late you've already been judged (knob)