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Non Caving Related => Poets Corner (& Creative Writing & Art) => Topic started by: Ian A on Feb 21, 2017, 06:46 PM

Title: Vogon Poetry
Post by: Ian A on Feb 21, 2017, 06:46 PM
My turn;


I am a caver and a bit of a prat
Sometimes I can act like a lot of a twat
I think all the time of the places to go
With people I know, to take them below

Water, mud, shite and silt
Uneven passages with a dangerous tilt
More dangerous than that is the last thing you hear
The sound of the pub when you pass out from beer


 B)
Title: Vogon Poetry
Post by: mick murphy on Feb 21, 2017, 07:36 PM
steady on Ian poets must reduce the real meaning of naughty words swop it for twit no  on second thoughts
you will probably rhyme that word, o shit I have started something now I'll say no more, mick
Title: Vogon Poetry
Post by: Anthony Britner on Feb 21, 2017, 07:37 PM
Oh GOD! oh GOD! Please no more! I'll tell you everything! I admit I did it!
Title: Vogon Poetry
Post by: Robin Jones on Feb 21, 2017, 10:36 PM
Nice one Ian!  :lol:
Title: Vogon Poetry
Post by: shan keaney on Feb 22, 2017, 10:05 PM
[quote="Ian" post=30492]
The sound of the pub when you pass out from beer


 B)[/quote]

If we ever got you to the pub!

Cheers fella  ;)
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