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Non Caving Related => Poets Corner (& Creative Writing & Art) => Topic started by: shan keaney on Sep 11, 2016, 09:10 PM

Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: shan keaney on Sep 11, 2016, 09:10 PM
I know a man named D___
There's not much he doesn't know
I don't know anywhere near so much
But then he knows an awful load

I can do quite a bit of stuff
D___ can do so much more
I can't do anywhere near so much
But then he can't do less at all

I should be very jealous of D___
He's so much to be jealous of
I'm not jealous anywhere near that much
Because he's not jealous, he's a love!
Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: Ian A on Sep 11, 2016, 10:08 PM
Uh Oh ....  :dry:

Watch out Mr D_oug__  

You know what they say .....  :whistle:  :whistle:  :whistle:

 ;)

Ian
Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: shan keaney on Sep 18, 2016, 10:36 PM
I've mentioned no names thank you very much.

And no, I don't know what 'they' say, but I do know the UCET 'Chit Chat Chatter Back' room is full of drivelling shite, you aspersion casting t*ats!!!

However, I'm STILL your number one fan Ian if ever you fancy a hobbling, and Mr Leahy you're second on the list (that'll learn yous, mwah haha)!!!    :woohoo:
Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: Ian A on Sep 18, 2016, 10:40 PM
What's a "hobbling" ?

 :dry:

Ian
Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: shan keaney on Sep 18, 2016, 10:53 PM
See film adaptation of Misery by Stephen King.

BUT it is gruesome, and I am only joking (in a 'you've gota give as good as you get' sort of way, as I'm actually the epitomy of loveliness as you know)!
Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: Ian A on Sep 18, 2016, 11:00 PM
Hum, I remember the ankle bashing scene with a lump hammer - James Caan?

I am struggling to find a way to interpret having your ankles smashed with a lump hammer as being the "epitomy of loveliness"  :huh:

I know I am a helpless sap but strapping 4x4 wood between my ankles and the swinging a lump hammer against them is probably a touch harsher than I deserve .....

 :unsure:

Ian
Title: Gravitational Waves!
Post by: Doug Thompson on Sep 20, 2016, 06:09 PM
Bit scary but I seem to remember he DID survive. :whistle: