United Cavers Exploration Team

United Cavers Exploration Team
A bunch of people the best you've seen
They got together to form a club
They voted a treasurer to give you a sub

Then came the chairman all bolshi and vien
He shouted for order again and again
In came the secretary books and all
Who bellowed the rules and this was his call

You cannot go caving without our consent
You need this permit as were not bent
Well stick your rules its all a farse
I'll go caving so kiss my arse

Iv'e got my crabs and got my ropes
I'm off down pots and inclined stopes
You have to come before the committee
you have broke the rules and we feel shitty

But if you buy us all a drink
We won't say much about this stink
Were in the pub were we first met
And here we named our club UCET

Awesome!