United Cavers Exploration Team

There once was a caver named Douggie
Who hated to get wet or get muddy,
Both Tim and Mike they liked to gloat
But Douggie was wise,"I'll make me a float.

A dry suit was bought to tackle O.H.A.
I will show that pair,I'll make them pay
They all got soaked in the moat
Douggie just laughed,I'm dry in my boat.

But things did'nt go the way Doug planned
An influx of water,he almost drowned,
Mike and Tim were doubled with stitches
Douggie just shouted,you pair of bitches.

Nine hrs to the end,now the return trip
Douggies dry suit held water from foot to hip,
A slow slog back, Douggie was shattered
Like a fish out of water all muddy and battered.

But Douggie he shouts,I will have the final call
 I'll drain O.H.A,water and all,
So give a thought next time your at the sumps
While waiting to drain the water with the pumps,

Just call his name and shout for Douggie
He will drain it quicker with dry suit and huggy

Ha Ha smart arse :woohoo: