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Cave and Mine Exploring => General Chatter => Topic started by: John Nicholson on Jul 01, 2012, 10:04 PM

Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: John Nicholson on Jul 01, 2012, 10:04 PM
Someone should open a topic to record the best Vikki quotes.
(PS I did not actually open this thread.
In my view Vikki is pure gold.
I always enjoy being underground when Vikki is around.
Her jovial and confident help at awkward moments is very much appreciated.
Her amazing off-the-cuff comments are astounding)....

In Nadolig when preparing to descend the steep slope...
"God gave me a fat arse and I intend to use it!"

In Belgrave mine as we entered a large stope...
Ian Adams: " Here is a large and extensive stope where you can see the miners took out a great deal of lead ore"
Vikki:  "Right lads, tools out."
Someone standing close behind me (was it Frank?): "I can't believe I just heard that!"
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Tim Watts on Jul 01, 2012, 10:41 PM
You asked, I delivered!
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: mike leahy on Jul 01, 2012, 10:43 PM
oh dear
 there is going to be trouble at t mill. !!!!!!!!!!
:P :P :P :P
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 01, 2012, 11:36 PM
LMAO :lol:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Jul 01, 2012, 11:47 PM
I suspect it would be rather Ungentlemanly of me to say what I thought were Vikki's Best Bits... :P ;)
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Vikki Sestan on Jul 02, 2012, 12:02 AM
You bad lads!

And John Nicholson... I expected better from you!
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 02, 2012, 12:08 AM
Is that permission to add to the quotes or should I keep my fat trap shut ?

:kiss:

Ian
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Tim Watts on Jul 02, 2012, 11:10 AM
Ian, No-ones told you NOT to add quotes. So why don't you apply the same logic as posting videos etc. Add them quick before someone tells you not to!

Besides which, whats the worst that could happen? A damn good spanking? :-P
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 02, 2012, 11:25 AM
[quote="TimWatts" post=7344] whats the worst that could happen? [/quote]

Erm, Karma :dry:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Tony Adams on Jul 02, 2012, 11:55 AM
sometimes karma likes a good chuckle :lol:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Vikki Sestan on Jul 02, 2012, 06:16 PM
I'm still declaring my innocence here.

I innocently say things and you wicked boys interpret them how you like, tut tut!

I shall get you all back at some point in time :-p
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 02, 2012, 06:23 PM
[quote="cavefrog" post=7351]

I shall get you all back at some point in time :-p[/quote]

No doubt ... but I am still waiting for your permission to add some more quotes .... pretty please ?

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Ian
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Vikki Sestan on Jul 02, 2012, 06:30 PM
Do as you please Mr Adams, but be prepared to accept the consequences, mwah ha ha!
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 02, 2012, 06:36 PM
Ok, that's permission ;)

Whilst John was resting on a rock, Vikki leaned forward to him, offered her hand and said "John, would you like me to pull you off ?". John's reaction was priceless :silly:

In Cwmorthin, in front of 14 other people who were quietly sitting around eating lunch, Vikki said to me (in the midst of everyone), "Ian, I wish you would let me polish your helmet".  It was some time before people could eat again :lol:

:whistle:

Ian
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Claire Brimson on Jul 02, 2012, 10:56 PM
Sitting down in Cuthberts on a damp spot, i hear from vicki 'im a bit damp!.  Bit later when climbing a waterfall, 'its running down my legs.........'
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 08, 2012, 10:15 PM
Sat with 11 people in the middle of a mine having lunch ...

Tim : *mumbles something to someone near Vikki and uses the word "pussy"

Vikki : Ah, Ian, that reminds me, I have a photo to show you when we get back to the car ....

... An inquisition began :whistle:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 08, 2012, 10:16 PM
Walking down an adit discussing people who had been in Susan's shaft, talking of Dylan, Vikki said :

"He will go down and stick his hand in anything"

.... Clarification was immediately sought :blink:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Vikki Sestan on Jul 08, 2012, 10:18 PM
I am henceforth a mute
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 08, 2012, 10:29 PM
[quote="cavefrog" post=7548]I am henceforth a mute[/quote]

You know we all love you don't you ? :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Philip Scott on Jul 10, 2012, 09:08 AM
[quote="cavefrog" post=7351]I'm still declaring my innocence here.

I innocently say things and you wicked boys interpret them how you like, tut tut!

I shall get you all back at some point in time :-p[/quote]


The lady doth protest too much...
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Tim Watts on Jul 10, 2012, 09:44 AM
I've just been listening back to some of the audio from my gopro.... !
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Joel Colk on Jul 10, 2012, 04:12 PM
haha, stick it up :cheer:
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Tim Watts on Jul 10, 2012, 04:20 PM
I'll have to edit it down to some highlights - its 24gig in its entirety!
Title: Re: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jul 29, 2012, 06:09 PM
At a mine car-park ....

Mike L was walking across the car park, swinging his arm as he walked when Vikki said ...

"Mike, you've got to put your helmet away...."

 :whistle:  :whistle:  :whistle:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Paul Boyd on Jul 29, 2012, 08:35 PM
Even though his helmet was in his bag!!!! :huh:  :huh:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Philip Scott on Jul 30, 2012, 01:19 AM
Id like to use the opportunity that this thread offers, to explain to Vikki that my exit from Aberlleffenni hot on her heels was entirely due to fear of dying alone with boulders falling from the roof, and nothing to do with me being captivated by a rather peachy rear  :blink:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: mike leahy on Jul 30, 2012, 03:40 PM
[quote="ivortheengine" post=8147 me being captivated by a rather peachy rear  :blink:[/quote]


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Dean Wood on Aug 12, 2012, 01:24 PM
Ian said "i dont like fur trees because of the little pricks that stick into you" to which vikki replies
" oh its alright, im already used to that"
:O  :evil:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: mike leahy on Aug 13, 2012, 10:17 PM
[quote="Deano" post=8718]Ian said "i dont like fur trees because of the little pricks that stick into you" to which vikki replies
" oh its alright, im already used to that"
:O  :evil:[/quote]

 thats because the poor girl hangs around with a bunch of little pricks  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Andrew Farrow on Sep 30, 2012, 04:31 PM
i have a submission for this topic :

dean : i have a problem with my back pack

vikki : i have a problem with my arse

this was a real convo - 1/2 way down a set of fixed ladders in a mine - for " hilarity " i have deleted certain elements that provide context etc - but the quotes were uttered - in sequence
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Dean Wood on Sep 30, 2012, 04:38 PM
I dont remember thisss
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Sep 30, 2012, 05:04 PM
[quote="Deano" post=10075]I dont remember thisss[/quote]

You are bias and your opinion no longer counts lol  :P
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: shan keaney on Jan 06, 2017, 08:29 PM
Some new year jollity as discussed last night - Viiiiiiiiiiikkiiiiiii where are yoooooooouuuuuu???  :lol:
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jan 06, 2017, 10:12 PM
LOL - the good days  B)
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: mick murphy on Jan 06, 2017, 10:16 PM
leave the girl alone you bad lot if she had to interpret what you lot come out with our forum would crash due to data overload
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Ian A on Jan 06, 2017, 10:28 PM
No interpretation required from the stuff that comes from us.

In fact, for that matter, the person who resurrected this thread makes single entendres. That's the same as a double enrendre but without it having an alternative lewd meaning or being a euphemism.

Frankly, I am shocked at what I have heard from this young lady, I certainly never would have expected such things to pass her lips. I never would have expected indecent proposals. I never would have expected bizarre and salacious comments. I certainly never would have expected to be on the receiving end (that one might be a double entendre).

However, I have thought about it and  concluded that I like it.

It is good.

 :dry:

Ian
Title: Vikki's best bits......
Post by: Philip Scott on Jan 07, 2017, 11:06 PM
Weird.

Just as I'm discussing on another forum, my hasty retreat from Aberllefenni (scroll up to see previous comments) hot on the heels of a somewhat uncomfortable Vikki (actually thinking, "I don't want to die alone"..... then this old thread pops up.

Apparently the roof has been "creaking" recently.

And I don't think any of us, including Vikki, could blame it on a squeaky shoe. Though said creaks may well result in a little brown fish being born.