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Cave and Mine Exploring => Say Hello! => Topic started by: Ian A on Mar 09, 2012, 06:28 PM

Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ian A on Mar 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Well, after a couple of trips out with us and after the boring admin of filling in a membership form, Ali (NewStuff) has joined the club :) :)

Welcome aboard and I hope you have many great adventures with us (oh, and a few pub sessions too ;)  )

Tim will upgrade your forum account as soon as he sees his email and I will get your welcome pack and BCA card sorted on Monday.

:) :) :) :)

Ian
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Mar 09, 2012, 06:52 PM
Cheers Ian.

Looking forward to a few trips out, assuming my manager at some point understands the concept of an Early shift on a Thursday :angry:

I dare say I'll see everyone out and about at some point, and no doubt you will all see me shuffling in a nervous manner at the top of a pitch somewhere.
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Mar 09, 2012, 07:21 PM
hi ali
welcome to the mad house.
hope to see you out as often as poss.
if there is any trip you have'nt done and fancy doing , just ask
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Tim Watts on Mar 10, 2012, 07:49 AM
Hi Ali - you're all upgrades to membership status on the forum so you should now see the private areas. - let me know if you have any problems.

Welcome to the club! :-)

Shuffling at top of pitches? Sounds like he needs a trip down pepe's mike? ;-)
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Joel Colk on Mar 10, 2012, 11:01 PM
Welcome to the Club mate, some fantastic and easy going people in UCET, I'm sure you will be happy with us :)
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Mar 11, 2012, 07:56 PM
I know I will... I'll admit to checking UCET out with a wary eye... with all of the NWCC/GCC shenanigans, gates, politics and bickering, I have a somewhat skewed/anti-club view of caving, but UCET strikes me as less of a club, and more of a group of mates that like to disappear down holes on a regular basis, but with the "Official" benefits that a club brings.
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Mar 11, 2012, 08:30 PM
[quote="NewStuff" post=5385]I know I will... I'll admit to checking UCET out with a wary eye... with all of the NWCC/GCC shenanigans, gates, politics and bickering, I have a somewhat skewed/anti-club view of caving, but UCET strikes me as less of a club, and more of a group of mates that like to disappear down holes on a regular basis, but with the "Official" benefits that a club brings.[/quote]
thats the idea. we just want to DO what it say's on the tin :P :P
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Aug 21, 2012, 09:45 PM
Always get it on my Joining thread...

If I didn't know that it was a Bot-net sending it, I'd ask for the IP address, and nuke it into oblivion...
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Post by: John Nicholson on Aug 22, 2012, 09:47 AM
How are we getting spammers on our Fourum?

TIM - PLEASE EXPLAIN  >>>>

If a spammer can get in, then susrely others we don't want could be reading our private forums?

ALSO....

I found the whole site inaccessible most of yesterday. Just a screen saying the server was down.  I never get this problem on the Bio-power forum site hosted with Heart Internet
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Post by: Tim Watts on Aug 22, 2012, 10:33 AM
Because we're an open forum. We allow anyone with a valid email address to create an account. I have quite a few anti spam measures in place but nothing is totally fool proof. We have massive amounts of traffic looking at out public forum areas. We actually do pretty well against dpam compared to many forums bearing in mind the overall traffic we get.

Server wise, yes, its shit, I got a 2 year deal with hostpapa for very good deal, but there is no way i'll ever renew with them. I'll either revert back to running from a server from home, or move to another provider.

I've spent lots of time over that few months raising tickets with hostpapa, its improved very slightly but is still shit. We don't get a refund if we end contract early, so unless we decide to bite the bullet and write of the remsin time of the contract we're stuck with them. They have got slightly better over the last few months, so fongers crossed.
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Post by: Les Williams on Aug 22, 2012, 10:50 AM
[quote="TimWatts" post=8995]We don't get a refund if we end contract early, [/quote]

Do you not have a service level agreement with them? If so then surely they are in breach of the contract and you can threaten to go to court for damages over the poor service.  :evil:

They may well pay you off...
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Post by: Tim Watts on Aug 22, 2012, 11:19 AM
It says they AIM for 99.9% uptime. But not that they will. Its got better but I deffo won't be using them again. I'm running other websites on other servers with no problems hostpapa have started getting some very bad press though.
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: stephen cross on Aug 24, 2012, 08:23 PM
[quote="NewStuff" post=5303]Cheers Ian.

Looking forward to a few trips out, assuming my manager at some point understands the concept of an Early shift on a Thursday :angry:

I dare say I'll see everyone out and about at some point, and no doubt you will all see me shuffling in a nervous manner at the top of a pitch somewhere.[/quote] ali you big girl ,its brown adrenalin you get at the top of pitches ,try the dynamic on trevor rocks next  :woohoo:
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Aug 24, 2012, 09:36 PM
That dynamic caused me to near cack my pants dropping into Fferna... "booooiiing"...

Ali's sphincter starts doing the "1p 2p" impression.

I'll stick to my nice, static Marlowe.
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: stephen cross on Aug 24, 2012, 09:52 PM
[quote="NewStuff" post=9054]That dynamic caused me to near cack my pants dropping into Fferna... "booooiiing"...

Ali's sphincter starts doing the "1p 2p" impression.

I'll stick to my nice, static Marlowe.[/quote] are we using your nice rope tommoro at fferna ,i hope so  :lol:
Title: Re: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Joel Colk on Aug 25, 2012, 12:28 AM
[quote="NewStuff" post=9054]That dynamic caused me to near cack my pants dropping into Fferna... "booooiiing"...

Ali's sphincter starts doing the "1p 2p" impression.

I'll stick to my nice, static Marlowe.[/quote]

I did the same the few years back. I tend not to go on a dynamic underground. The further down you go, the faster you go!
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Joel Colk on Aug 31, 2012, 06:04 PM
Tim, is there any chance you could put up a verification code upon registration?

The love Newstuff though, and i'm not sure why!
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Tim Watts on Aug 31, 2012, 07:19 PM
Joel we already do - we use captcha which cuts out 99% of the spam accounts - some get through though.
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Aug 31, 2012, 07:25 PM
More Mystery meat in a can?

I do seem to be really popular... can I sell advertising for them in my Sig? ;-)
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Aug 31, 2012, 07:30 PM
[quote="NewStuff" post=9185]More Mystery meat in a can?

I do seem to be really popular... can I sell advertising for them in my Sig? ;-)[/quote]

 why not i'm sure you'll sell anything at a price :blush:  :blush:  :blush:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Joel Colk on Aug 31, 2012, 07:34 PM
[quote="TimWatts" post=9182]Joel we already do - we use captcha which cuts out 99% of the spam accounts - some get through though.[/quote]

Tim, if Murph could register, then its not working   :whistle:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ali Wiseman on Aug 31, 2012, 08:01 PM
[quote="mike leahy" post=9188][quote="NewStuff" post=9185]More Mystery meat in a can?

I do seem to be really popular... can I sell advertising for them in my Sig? ;-)[/quote]

 why not i'm sure you'll sell anything at a price :blush:  :blush:  :blush:[/quote]

That's a really really high price... No-ones ever offered me anything though...  :(  :lol:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Tim Watts on Aug 31, 2012, 08:45 PM
he couldn't, i had to do it for him!

a couple of 'bots now have captcha nailed unfortunatly - ongoing battle, all part of having a forum in the public domain.
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Sep 01, 2012, 01:17 AM
boy[quote="TimWatts" post=9192] all part of having a forum in the public domain.[/quote]

bla de bla de bla. web master-bate. oops froidian slip rig boy  :dry:  :dry:  :dry:  :dry:  :dry:  :dry:  :dry:  :dry:  :dry: . don't know what your talkin about  :whistle:  :whistle:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Tim Watts on Sep 01, 2012, 04:45 AM
watch out captain - i have my eye on you! And we might be sharing a tent on Marty Stagger! hahaha
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Sep 01, 2012, 10:07 AM
[quote="TimWatts" post=9208]watch out captain - i have my eye on you! And we might be sharing a tent on Marty Stagger! hahaha[/quote]

 i'm glad you said staggers and not shaggers  :kiss:  :kiss:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ian A on Feb 07, 2013, 12:11 PM
This thread is repeatedly been attacked by spammers so it is now locked to prevent further sustained abuse.
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Feb 08, 2013, 07:29 PM
i thought you said it was locked  :dry:  :dry:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Ian A on Feb 08, 2013, 07:31 PM
It is you utter spong  :P
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Tim Watts on Feb 08, 2013, 10:32 PM
mods can still write :-)
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: mike leahy on Feb 08, 2013, 10:36 PM
[quote="timwatts" post=14245]mods can still write :-)[/quote]

im not a mod im a fuckin ROCKER   :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: NewStuff has joined !
Post by: Tim Watts on Feb 08, 2013, 10:40 PM
lol