United Cavers Exploration Team

Mr Cadbury met miss Rowntree on a double decker
it was after eight when they got off at quality street
he asked her  name," Poloh the , I,m the on hole she said with a whispa
"I,m  marathon the one with the nuts, he replied
he touched her crème eggs and put his han down her snickers
he fondled her flapjacks and she rubbed his tic tacs
it was a fab moment as she screamed with Turkish delight
he shot his chewy centre  but three days later his sherbert dibdad began to itch
it turns out miss Rowntree had been with bertie bassett and he,s got f..kin allsorts

You've got to much f.ckin time on your hands.  :lol:

I think the Radon levels must have risen recently !! Murph - you need some therapy.